<       > Famous Dick Ghazal David Lee Roth sang Van Halen tunes with a bluegrass band. Not a frontman dick move. Clint Howard killed people and added them to ice cream in his truck. Not a movie dick move. David Foster Wallace counted the number of times John Updike talked about his dick. Not a literary dick move. Charles Sumner gave a speech that Preston Brooks thought was a “libel on South Carolina.” Not a political dick move. Danielle Steele wrote a 200 plus page book of “poetry.” That was kind of a dick move.