Famous Dick Ghazal
David Lee Roth sang Van Halen tunes
with a bluegrass band. Not a frontman dick move.
Clint Howard killed people and added them
to ice cream in his truck. Not a movie dick move.
David Foster Wallace counted the number of times
John Updike talked about his dick. Not a literary dick move.
Charles Sumner gave a speech that Preston Brooks
thought was a “libel on South Carolina.” Not a political dick move.
Danielle Steele wrote a 200 plus page book
of “poetry.” That was kind of a dick move.